if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
You know what
There should be a next-gen open world Iron Man game and Tony is of course voiced by RDJ and everything. There could be co-op too with his best friend whose name I always forget goddammit, anyways
tell me this isn’t the best idea ever????